HAHAHA that made me laugh today!
Come to the darkside...we have Comcast!
Just out of curiosity for those whom use Fios, how is the service? My family had it for two years, and every week there was one day in which the internet was down and sometimes took several days to get back. And the funny part was that India kept on telling us that our house was the problem and that there were no problems in our areas. To bad they overlooked that our several of our neighbors also had verzion and they too didn't have it. And then Verizon moved out of town.
Good times good times. I love Comcast.