Girl with the tire: "Gah, I can't do this. It's just too much."
(cue corny commercial music)
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height,
strength, and
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)
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(end commercial)
Girl eat's shroom: "Omg nom nom"
Onlooker: "Hey now, you can't use steroids for this. That's just not GP. I'm a fraid we're going to have to...OH MY GOSH. RUN!!!!
(She was last spotted
tossing aside obstacles in the countryside a week ago.)
<npoe> * As you can see I'm destined to really go places as a salesman
</nope>