...inside me, and below me.
Nobody else would do it, so, here it is. (wimps

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This is how we play.
^ - a brief, clean, good spirited description of the person above you.
< - a brief, clean description of yourself.
V - a brief, clean (get it yet?) desciption of the next person to post.
It's easy. It kills time. It sometimes is amusing. It's Chit-Chat. It's not about Segways.
Off to the races.
^ - is invisible.
< - is bored senseless.
V - is jealous they didn't come up with such a smashingly clever idea.