[Jeff Waegelin]

OK, i forgot one thing: don't put the whole last message in. From time to time, I will, but you don't need to. So:

I was walking down the street one day and ...
as I walked around a corner, a huge robot jumped me! It was so big and it took all my money and ran, I then ran after the robot yelling and waving my arms until a hotdog riding a Segway....



crashed into me and knocked me into the sreet. I got up and...