[demosthenes2k8]

Freshman: "What has being on the Chop Shop taught me? Well, I've learned to drill and screw."

(after relaying this story)
Student: "Did she mention pounding?"

(We're announcing the ConOps, and our teammate is on a friend's laptop through Skype)
Student 2: "Guys! John's raising his hand!"
(After we put our heads down for voting)
Mentor: "John, did you just have your head down?"