Assuming that this is legal:
It sounds like an awesome strategy!!!
I wish I had thought of it.
I have a couple of concerns around actually building this robot. It could be like 190 in 2008. They had an awesome design, and I was amazed that their creativity. The GDC said it was legal, then changed their mind in between GSR and Atlanta. 190 ended up having to run laps with the slowest robot from that year. Also, I am not sure the human players would be fast enough, you could get quite a "bottle neck" for the middle human player with the trident, and incur a bunch of penalties. Otherwise, it sounds AMAZING!!!