[demosthenes2k8]

(After we learn Camera-tracking code + twitchy controls + no camera = trouble)
Drive mentor: Well, you almost ran me over. Don't try out for drive.
Kirstin: That makes two.
Me: Oh, yeah, I forgot that guy.
Kirsten: ...I meant me.
Me: Sorry, three.
(Two other people mention I've almost run them over at some point)
Me: ...so with the other two, that makes six.
Several people: SIX?
Me: The guy at Budweiser, and possibly someone at Cinemagic.
Drive coach: NEVER TRY OUT FOR DRIVE!

(I'm not touching joysticks again. Ever.)