[Nin_estarSaerah]

Annoying sophomore during design selection, "I think treads get a 6 in traction"
I reply with "we're on a scale of 1 to 5, that means 1,2,3,4, or 5, sweetie."

"Screw wheels or treads, I vote hovercraft!"

"That's a job for the kids in the programming cave, I just build it."

"Isn't that going to be expensive as crap?" "I thought crap was cheap."

"I don't have a CAD program, so I drew up some designs in Paint."

"I'm pretty sure an internal combustion engine is prohibited in the manual."

"We can't turn off gravity."

"We have another vote for big wheels. From the kid who had to leave early to go feed his cows. Surprised?"

"The tunnel is 18 inches." "No it's not, it's a foot and a half"

New girl: "Why am I here with all these guys?"
Me: "It's better to be with these guys now where they get to know you for how awesome your mind is and respect you for how you handle tools than if they were watching you be a cheerleader."