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Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
Me: "What is the motor diameter?"
Student: "Two point five."
Me: "Units?"
Student: "Yes."
Me: "Square root of hertz? That's an interesting unit."
Student 1: "What should we call it?"
Student 2: "Squirts?"
Today the programmers got into (yet another) Mac vs. PC debate. Apparently the OS gods preferred Mac today...
Mac user: "Mac boots up faster."
Me: "No; you can't beat Windows 7's boot time."
Mac user: "Oh yeah? Prove it."
Me: "Okay, I will."
<I take out a stopwatch and punch the power button on one of the programming PCs>
PC: "One of your disks needs to be checked for consistency..."
Me: "What? NO! DARN IT!!!"
Mac user: <insane laughter>
I was unable to recover my argument after that.
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