[EricH]

Originally Posted by squirrel

If not, I'm sure it has a clever message on the bottom

"If you can read this, turn upright. DO NOT open to check for survivors! Opening will cause mass chaos, confusion, aha moments, inspiration, learning, fun, and coopertition. Opening too early will simply cause the first two. The time lock will release on [Kickoff date] at [Kickoff time]."

I think they used some of the padding of that room on the field this year...