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"So how are we mounting that? Because, as you have it drawn, that piston is floating in midair."
-Me, on a prototype drawing

Programmer: "So where are we mounting the laser?"
Me: "Three feet above the frame, mounted on the antigravity platform."
Programmer: "Very funny, no seriously, where is it going to go?"
Me: "You're talking about the IR aren't you?"
Programmer: "Oh yeah, so that's what it's called..."

"It's really funny when your face twitches like that."
-Fellow design team member, on my compulsive twitches of frustration.