[Thing2_1723]

Me: "Josh! Let me see your wallet!"
*Josh flips my safety glasses down from my head and his down too*
Me: "Ok, now we're both protected. Let me in your pants!"


Our head coach had his 3-year-old-son with him on Saturday because his wife was having a baby shower for their daughter-on-the-way and so we had shifts watching him...
Anelia: "We found out how to keep a 3-year-old entertained!"
Hook (the coach): "How?"
Anelia: "Give him a water bottle to throw at an idiot"
Me: "Im gonna do that with my kids!"
Hook: "You gonna marry an idiot?"
Me: "Nope, Candy is gonna be my babysitter!"