[MrWibbles]

Coach: "So it's a software problem?" (referring to two motors being inverted)
Me: "Well, it can be fixed in software, but..." (glancing at a teammate busy with a screwdriver) "...it's already being fixed in hardware, so we're okay."

"..and 'O' stands for 'Owesomeness'"
--Team member struggling with a backronym

"Red lights are okay?" [on the Jaguar]
"Well, solid red is okay; that's full reverse."
"What about flashing?"
"Fast flashing is just partial reverse."
"And slow flashing?"
"Fault condition...."