My friend:"What are you doing?"
Me:"Looking for a screw"
My Friend:"why?"
Me:"Tziporen asked for it"
(Tziporen being the most cute and innocent girl on the team.... she still doesn't understand it

)
"Let's find the equation of the line tangent to the pita bread..."
"Legally you can rape me but that won't be harassment"
That's all for today, I'll check the list for more tomorrow
~Kenneth
team #2212 The Spikes