[demosthenes2k8]

Software freshman: "It's working. I'm scared. Oh God, did it work? Maybe it reverted my changes..."

Mentor (my dad): "Aww, you broke the thingy!"

Same software freshman: "So the students are saying, 'We need help! Let's ask the mentors!', and the mentors are saying 'We need help! Let's ask the students!'"

Me: "Someone get the scissors away from Ryan."

Mech lead: "You're on Electrical and you think you plug the battery into the Jaguar?"

Software member: "Burning smells are bad, right?"