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Originally Posted by Xavier Brandall
Anyone have any good jokes?
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Ladies and gentlemen, he asked for
good jokes.
Here are a few, courtesy to A prairie Home Companion's Joke Show:
"Last night i lay in bed, looking up at the stars... in the sky... and I thought to myself...
Where is the ceiling?"
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Someone once asked, "After you are dead, what would you like people to say about you?"
First guy said, "I'd like them to say i was a great doctor, and a great family man."
Second guy said, "I'd like them to say I made a difference in the lives of many people."
Third guy said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he is moving.'"
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And a speechwriting joke:
A long-suffering speechwriter promised one last address for his ungrateful politician boss. The first page of the speech says: "Some say we can't save the cities, improve the military and balance the budget - I say we can, and I'm going to tell you how right now. Some say you can't have environmental protection and economic growth - I say we can and I'm going to tell you how right now." The politician flips to the second page of the speech, which simply says:
"OK, now you're on your own."
(Excerpt From "White House Ghost")