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Re: Jokes
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Originally Posted by EricH
One that I just remembered...
I can show that homework is a force.
Stress = Force/Area.
Stress also = Homework/Time (amount of homework/time left to finish it).
Therefore, Force/Area=Stress=Homework/Time.
Force/Area = Homework/Time
The numerators say that Force = Homework. Therefore, homework is a force.
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Now...to manipulate it a bit farther. If we multiply both sides by Area/Homework we get:
Force/Homework=Area/Time
That means that as you apply more force to completing your homework or lower the amount of homework you have left, you'll increase the open space on your desk over time. Something interesting and true...It must prove the math. 
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