Carrying on with the theme of this page...
About a week ago, we got a new pair of wire-strippers:
Student 1: "Ooh! New strippers!"
Student 2: "What should we name our stripper?"
Student 1: "I know how to find out!"
<student 1 goes to online "what is your stripper name?" quiz>
Student 1: "Her name is Crystal!"
So those wire strippers are now called Crystal. Today, we got another new pair of wire strippers. These are the automatic spring-loaded kind.
Student 1: "Aww...but we already have Crystal."
Student 2: "These can be the
male strippers!"
Student 1: "Awesome!"
<student 1 checks stripper quiz>
Student 1: "His name is Dave!"
So those wire strippers are now called Dave.
My team actually named every one of their batteries. 'Nuff said.