[Phoenix Spud]

It's in the rules. Don't you remember? <R651-A>: A suitable substitution lubricant may be used in circumstances where teams may be located far away from civilisation that riding their pet marsupial to the store would result in a trip length of more than 2 hours. This would be unfair to the marsupial. In such cases, edible, mysterious black pastes may be used as a substitute lubricant, or otherwise to feed the marsupials or the team, if they get hungry.