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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but after drinking the elixir, you are transported to the past, where you meet your great great grandfather, Ulysses S. Grant. Upon meeting him, you accidentally distract him from the Battle of Vicksburg, causing him to be killed by a stray bullet. Thus leading to the South winning the Civil War, the United States forever being called the "Confederate States of America," and therefore causing you to never be born, robotics to never be founded, and your precious elixir to never be wished for.
I wish I had a llama.
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