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Heres a couple of my favorites....
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You know what they say if you fall off the horse... make duct tape pants and climb back on!
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Are you done w/ your paper?-
Yeah, I’m done.... done careing.-
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I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
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"You're only a kid once, but you can be immature forever"
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"I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people that annoy me."
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pi**ed me off. Amen.
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"This one's so sick even I'm nervous." -Dean Kamen
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Sorry, those are just some of my favorites...
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