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Tooo many great Douglas Adams quotes

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"`My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'"

"Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles about the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more."

Now if those quotes dont' make those of you who haven't read The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy read it, and its sequels, then nothign ever will. These books are HILARIOUS READ THEM!!!!