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Deism is like a football punt.
--My AP European history teacher.
42.
--Douglas Adams
In this class, there are no answers. It is your job to make stuff up.
--My current English teacher.
I am the last person that will ever love you.
--A TechEd teacher at my school talking to a group of seniors about going to college
Estoy embarazada.
--Countless people in my Spanish class who think they're saying that they are embarassed. It actually means pregnant.
Which, as far as I'm concerned, is about as welcome as a Microsoft licensing amendment.
--The BOFH
Would you buy a car with the hood welded shut?
--Phil Hughes on Open Source Software
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