[blackbrigadeer]

LOL. This thread is epic! I have WAY too many stories.

SVR two years ago (my first year) a girlfriend and I were hanging out in our pits. A guy from another team walks up to us, and we begin chatting. Looking at his team shirt, I say, "Oh, you're from team ****?"
My friend jokingly says, "No, he's a spy pretending that he's from that team."
The guy responds: "That's right. I'm here to steal your parts. What's your most valuable part?"
My friend awkwardly says, "Well, duh! We are!"
The guy doesn't think before he delivers this line: "Oh, well, I couldn't fit both of you girls under my shirt at once."
At this point, we can't help but laugh. Poor guy turns bright red and runs off.

Then last year @ SVR... one of my friends from another team introduces me to a boy from an all boy's team, who I happened to be Facebook friends with for some reason. My friend insinuates very poorly that said all boy's team guy has a thing for me. All boy's team dude ends up asking me for my number, then texts me as we're about to leave, telling me that my team forgot our label maker in the pits, which I distinctly remember packing. We aren't sure whether he stole it to get me to go back to the pits or if we honestly forgot it. Regardless, we sent our team captain to the pits to retrieve the label maker.

Last year's Sacramento Regional has got to be the worst tournament I've been to in terms of bad flirting. While leaving the stands, the guy sitting behind me asks for a high five. I gave it to him, and asked, "Why?" His response, complete with stereotypical nerd/creep accent: "Cuth you're pwetty." Later when I was in the stands, I felt a tap on my shoulder. Same guy. "I made thith for you!" He was holding out some sort of beaded thing. "Why????" "CUTH YOU'RE PWETTY!" I told him I had a boyfriend (not true, but it's a kinder rejection than "NO") and he asked me to take it anyways. After he left, I gave it to the team captain to get rid of (thank you team captain :D). It's been almost a year and people on my team still make fun of me for that...

Oh, and then at the same regional, I saw a water bottle hanging on a string from the hands, so, being naturally inquisitive, pulled on it. Two guys lean over the stands to look down at me and exclaim "Wow! We caught a pretty one!"

And there's the time (same regional) when someone who looked like a freshman told me and my friend that we were "as sexy as chocolate strawberries." Cute.

Also, not my own story, but one of my girl friends said she got asked for her number at SVR one year and then SVR the year after by the same guy. D:

Sorry for the long post, I just had too much to share. Hope this made someone laugh.

tl;dr Girl gets hit on at robotics and hilarity ensues.