[EricH]

"Uhh, guys? The refs just told us that all those wins we had..."
"Yeah, what?"
"We've been given a red card in all of them."
"WHAAAAAT!!!!????"
"And we can't compete anymore unless we ditch the hats."
"WHAAAATTT?? WHYYYYYYYYY?"
"Yeah, he said something about all the other alliances complaining about not being able to see while we were wearing them."
"Now how are we supposed to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?" "Can't be the hats--it must be the robot!"