[kramarczyk]

Sure Billfred, if you have your drive team wear hats like this we guarantee that you'll have enough luck to make it to eliminations for sure. Heck, you'll probably make it to the semis.

Billfred: OK, I'll try anything after that first regional.

<some time later>

Billfred: Well I'll be, it works. I wonder if I can get the whole team to wear them so that we have enough luck to make the finals. I hope nobody else finds out about this.