[EricH]

Originally Posted by Isabel

If you think up something funny for "Please get your robot inspected," or "Please take your robot to the field," please let me know!

"The inspectors found a valuable robot part at the inspection station. If you think it might be yours, bring your robot so that they can verify that it is."

(The valuable robot part? An inspection sticker. Without a very cheap piece of sticky paper, the $5000+ robot can't compete.)

"Teams X, Y, and Z. If you are not at the field in the next minute, we will orient the queuing wormhole to appear in your respective pits. This will grab your robots, your team members, and all your tools. Due to a minor error, only the robots and drive teams will ever be seen again."

Oh, and my favorite pit-clearer:
"Team X is heading out of the pit. Please follow them. Thank you." Best used at pit closing.