[Mark McLeod]

#7 not one of your friends first thinks of apple or cherry when someone mentions pi


#5 You feel the need to begin your department meetings with blue hair dye and a judo roll

Here's the wording of some of the others already mentioned.

#3. On returning from competition.....
Student: "We got a Dogma!"
Parent: "Great! Now I have to clean up after it and you will address me as 'mother', not 'ma'

(That got a collective groan from the crowd)


#9 You wonder if a Breakaway! tower is placed in an un-inhabited forest and a robot falls from the tower while attempting to hang, does an audience somewhere still make a collective groan?