[Kimmeh]

10.On the US census form, you listed your primary residence as your build site.
9. You wonder if a Breakaway! tower is placed in an un-inhabited forest and a robot falls from the tower while attempting to hang, does an audience somewhere still make a collective groan?
8. You are lobbying your Congressional representative to vote no for health care until robots are covered. - found at Gizmodo
7. Not one of your friends first thinks of apple or cherry when someone mentions pi.
6. If the world cup soccer competition had 12 soccer balls on the field maybe Americans would actually watch it.
5. You feel the need to begin your department meetings with blue hair dye and a judo roll.
4. You get in trouble in gym class for trying to hang from a kid doing pull ups.
3. On returning from competition...
Student: "We got a Dogma!"
Parent: "Great! Now I have to clean up after it and you will address me as 'mother', not 'ma'
2. Your parents are furious because you put interchangeable red and blue bumpers on the minivan.
1. You love Atlanta, but you're already looking at hotels in St. Louis!

#9 is the one robot hanging in the forest and if it falls the crowd lets out a collective groan. (Anyone remember the exact wording?)

I believe most of these are in the right order.