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Mentor: "You're just irresistible."
Me: "Of course I am.."
Mentor: "Never let another man tell you that"
Me: "Will do"
Conversation while trying to isolate all electric circuits on our robot, I ended up connected two isolated circuits with both my hands.

"I code my own Friday nights"
General response of the system teams when asked about what they are doing on their Friday nights.

Me: "If it doesn't require duct tape, cable ties, or hot glue; then you didn't build it right"

Me: "Sleep is an accessory not a necessity, just like strippers I can use my teeth"
Once our team was stuck without any wire strippers, so I resorted to using my teeth to strip the insulation.

Student: "Anybody have a hair tie"
Me: "I've got a zip tie"
Student: "Perfect!"

Mechanical Team "So when is the code going to be done"
Programmers "We are working on it"
-Next Day
Programmers "We have boycotted coding until we get unlimited Oreos, cookies in code out"

Student: "We are missing a nut on the robot"
Me "Connor get on the robot"

Student: "I forgot my belt"
Me: "Here is a CAT, join the club"
Network cables work as great belts

Me: "We need pot!"
Student: glares
Me " Lets order by the kilo"
Student: "We build robots, we're not a drug cartel"