[Schnabel]

1992: I can't eat corn anymore, it just slows me down.
2003: Playing King of the Hill can hurt!
2004: I cringe every time I'm in a bolwing alley
2005: I still want to stack the pyramids in Egypt
2006(Rookie Year): Sometimes you just can't do anything to defend
Dodgeball is ruined for me forever
Don't look into the light!!!
2007: Jungle Gyms that shake are shady
Exponents make my brain hurt
2008: You can't run fast enough on a track!!!
When lifting giant balls, you are very top heavy, and falling hurts.
2009: The moon sucks.
Robots should never "spew"