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Originally posted by Miss Tree
Mr Lavery, or should I say, Mr. Beans;
Please oh please tell me you really didn't do that to those poor airline passengers!
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While in college, my house mate and I developed a wonderful concoction known as "Glop" (so named because that was the sound it made when a spoonful of it hit the plate). Glop consists of a whole bag of Doritos (crunched up into Dorito dust), a pound of hamburger, a whole Vidalia onion, a half package of Velveeta cheese, a large can of Hormel chili with beans, and a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce. The exact preparatory process is a closely guarded secret, but the results are awesome. While delighting in the gastronomic results of a single recipe of Glop, we began a heated debate regarding the untapped potential for demonstrations of various laws of chemistry and physics through the creative use of the contents of our larder.
Without confirming or denying any one particular incident, let me just say that several experiments were attempted at various times and locations, with varying levels of success. Many (but not all) of these experiments were conducted without requiring our forced removal from public transportation. The results of our research are documented in an as-yet-unpublished manuscript, but I will admit that flaming toaster pop-tarts were one of my favorites, and we also discovered that Easy-Off Oven Cleaner makes a horrible pizza topping (but that is a story for another time…)
-dave