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Got these of another site:
Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.
How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.
How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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