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I have a friend whose mother loves taking phone calls from telemarketers. Some of her wacky turn downs include:
Potomac Mills photography studio: "No, I'm sorry, my family is too ugly. We never let our pictures be taken."
Local travel agency: "My husband and I only travel to places we can get to by horse."
Some Literacy Program: "I'm sorry, my husband and I are raising our children to be illiterate."
Some telemarketer who asked to speak to the man of the house: "Well, ever since the hunting accident, my husband can only speak in a series of grunts and clicks. If you still want to talk to him, I can translate for you."
It's really funny to listen to, she says it in such a calm, serious voice. If I were a telemarketer, I would call her every day just to hear her excuses.
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