[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Yes, your honor. We did drive a robot down Main Street. But no, we weren't going faster than the speed limit. No, there was no driver on board and no we didn't have the street legal lights, turn signals, brake lights or license plates. Yes, we did pass inspection, but no we don't have a copy of the inspection sheet. We are well under the legal weight limit but no we don't have DOT approved brakes. We were in a parade after all."
"Case dismissed! Officer, see me in my chambers!"