Albert's younger brother, Ed, demonstrates the theory of relative-ity. This is the idea that someone is always going to try and capitalize on the fame of one of their relatives.
[NPOE] Billfred, this makes over 1/3 of a thousand Caption Contests. For nearly 6.5 years, this weekly posting has been a major constant in your life, rivaling, perhaps, your very name. <applause> [/NPOE]