[Ryan Simpson]

Student: "No Einstein, this is not a particle collider. It shoots poof balls"
Einstein: "That's good. My hair could use some added poofiness."
Student: "This isn't meant for your hair, Einstein."
Einstein: "It's meant for hunting bears?"
Student: *Sarcastically* "Yes Einstein...that's exactly what's it's for."

Clearly, Einstein operated the tablesaw a few too many times without using earplugs.