[KarenH]

Student: "Mom! Look what I made in shop class!"
Mother: "That's nice, honey. What is it? A fan?"
Student: "Uh, no. I made the thing in the black shirt that looks like a man. It's my new robot, Ferd. That's not a fan he's wearing--it's his control unit. It came in the kit."
Mother: <sigh> "I thought you said you were going to make me a pendant for my silver necklace."