[BJC]

[in fake Australian accent]

Crikey! Shhhhh, I'm going to get a bit closer... yes, here we see the common FIRST student in its natural habit. Observe the game pieces he's stored up for later scoring. Although it appears calm now, this specimen is storing up energy for its 45 day active season. No one has observed it during this period, however, experts believe it may have connections with the 2009 poof ball crisis.