I had the funniest moment early this morning at about 4 AM, when I was still awake reading the book Growing Up
in order to have it finished for my 20th Century History course today. (I actually read the entire book in six hours, from 2AM to 8AM).
In one passage, the author was remembering a time when he was delivering newspapers at 4:30am back in the 1930s in Baltimore, and a drunk guy followed him home, offering "there's cake!" and a "party", only to find out it was all a "lie".