Originally Posted by carolynn4848
Originally Posted by FlyingD662
Russell: This looks like a job for THE TOOL OF PERSUATION!
Me: Ahh, yes, I knew that it would eventually come to this.
Freshman: The what?!?
Me: Russell's tool of persuation.
Freshman: THE WHAT?!?
Russell: The big rubber mallet.
My team calls that encouragement.
We call that the Safety Stick - a one inch square bar of solid steel.