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Unread 05-10-2002, 22:16
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Humorous Joke. Read This.

Joke: The Blonde is still reading the telegram

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister,''When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to meet me with the trailer hitched to the back of the pick-up truck so we can haul it home.''

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she walks to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ''I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.''

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, ''It's just 99 cents a word.''

Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, ''I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'''

The telegraph operator shakes his head. ''How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, ''My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow.''
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If you don't get it, comfortable = come for the bull. Get it?
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That's even good enough to be worth printing out. Thanks for the laughs.
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Unread 05-10-2002, 23:16
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Actually, I just found these jokes on the Comedy Central website. Lately it hasn't been working, Unfortunately.
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lol! Yeah, slow people wouldn't get that right off the bat.

When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C?
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When you hold a Unix shell to your ear, do you hear the C?
Only if it's csh or tcsh... You wouldn't hear the C if it were a korn shell, would you?
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Wait, are you saying that c = sea? Or are you talking about something else?
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Wait, are you saying that c = sea? Or are you talking about something else?
http://cbbrowne.com/info/unixshells.html

and

http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/cbook/
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Oh, ok, nevermind.
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Doesnt Work

I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out!
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