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Unread 06-10-2002, 20:47
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i think thats pretty funny
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Why don't vultures take suitcases on airplanes?

Because they only bring carrion!
Wouldn't it make more sense to ask, "Why do vultures never check their luggage on airplanes?"
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Unread 07-10-2002, 19:24
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isn't there some sort of rule about posting jokes on message boards? Can we make one please?
Quick, send this petition to 20 people in your address book and have them sign it. If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness. For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

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For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

sorry.
After which you will be bound by Licensing 6.0 to upgrade your $5 dollar bill every 3 years, meaning in 3 years you will need to pay for a brand new, crisp $10 bill and $20 after that. Oh, and all bills will remain property of MS, you are only "leasing" them for a short period of time--so make sure they don't get crumpled!
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If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness.
My wishes! They've come true!
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Re: Doesnt Work

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I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out!
Now that's funny!!! (No offense to any others)

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Unread 08-10-2002, 19:15
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I love this joke because it made me feel stupid when I too had to read it slowly and decipher the joke. Then I finally got it. Good stuff.
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Unread 08-10-2002, 19:56
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Got these of another site:

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.

There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.

How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.

How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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Got these of another site:

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.

There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.

How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.

How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Where'd you get these from? They're really good.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's!

M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...

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Unread 19-10-2002, 17:35
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whats going on i am confused

M&M's where i want some
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A blonde get pulled over while driving and she askes the police officer why he pulled her over...

The officer replied "you were swerving all over the road"

The blonde whined "everywhere i turned there was a tree right in front of my car"

The officer looks around and sees no trees then he notices something in the car and says to the blond "ma'am there are no trees around here... the tree you're seeing is your pine tree airfreashener"
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Where'd you get these from? They're really good.
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C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's!

M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...

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Now that's funny....
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