Most painful thing I ever did to my paws-spilt end of 2 finger open on a table saw. Poor judgement on setting up fence to rip 1 1/2" molding...

Luckily still have fingers intact
Recently had to swap body on a 2005 Dakota for impact testing. Rasied body on hoist so that I could roll chasis out, swap body, and roll chasis back under. Only problem was the hoist I was using was an old dual buried hydrolic post hoist. Lifted body, couldn't roll chasis past elevated posts!!
And just 2 weeks ago, I was installing front Airbag Sensors on a 2004 PT Cruiser. Removed the battery. Wanted to put it in the trunk. Walked with the battery in on my arm, hit the power lock button to un lock the trunk. Walked to the back of the car, pulled the latch, and was getting angry because it wouldn't open!! Thena wisecracking co worker so rudely pointed out that I was holding the battery!!! Can we say Homer's favorite line, Dohh!!
Moral of this story, don't ever become to broke to PAY ATTENTION!!
