Go to Post We fail to present a coherent picture of what we are if we aren't vigilant about our self-image. - Alan Anderson [more]
Home
Go Back   Chief Delphi > Other > Chit-Chat
CD-Media   CD-Spy  
portal register members calendar search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read FAQ rules

 
 
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #25   Spotlight this post!  
Unread 19-10-2002, 16:12
Hailfire Hailfire is offline
Registered User
AKA: Jason
no team
Team Role: College Student
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Rookie Year: 2003
Location: Rochester, Michigan
Posts: 452
Hailfire has a little shameless behaviour in the past
Send a message via AIM to Hailfire
Quote:
Originally posted by JosephM
Got these of another site:

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.

There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.

How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.

How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Where'd you get these from? They're really good.
Reply With Quote
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
read and write command rosebud Programming 3 26-03-2003 19:44
Dashreader.dll: A Visual Basic .NET user control to read the dashboard port Ameya Programming 4 12-01-2003 23:40
Marking forums read David Kelly CD Forum Support 6 15-05-2002 14:50
Have You read the rules? RonP General Forum 0 21-01-2002 17:55
'read' posts that arent read mike o'leary CD Forum Support 4 10-06-2001 11:29


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 00:39.

The Chief Delphi Forums are sponsored by Innovation First International, Inc.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © Chief Delphi