Any good FIRST jokes?

[Briansmithtown]

I was thinking if anyone has any funny, CLEAN, FIRST Jokes... one I saw was one of those valentines day eCards that said "You come FIRST in my heart" and it had Dean Kamen on it.

[Andrew Schreiber]

Lunacy?

[Briansmithtown]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Lunacy?

Lol!

[Woolly]

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber

Lunacy?

I believe you misinterpreted the meaning of good FIRST jokes.

[Caleb Sykes]

[At Einstein's house]

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Mecanum wheeled robot.

Einstein walks away.

[Andrew Schreiber]

Originally Posted by Woolly

I believe you misinterpreted the meaning of good FIRST jokes.

Idk, we all played along...

[Jakenan]

What did the scouts say about the rookie team?

They can't be truss'ed.
(I'm a sucker for a bad pun)

[themccannman]

What is the engineering mentor's favorite museum?

The museum of tolerance.

[Max Boord]

FIRST world problems

[dodar]

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

[MooreteP]

Originally Posted by dodar

Mecanum is the most GP drivetrain in FIRST. It lets you decide where it goes.

Mecanum's are Emily Post polite, everybody else goes first.

[Taylor]

On our team is a golf club, telephone receptionist, John Calipari, and Yo-Yo Ma. They're our drive team.

I tried to play a prank on 1714, but they saw right through it.

I would do a 254 pun, but that'd be just too cheesy.

[E Dawg]

Game hints

[DumbFIRSTJoke]

[TedG]

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Originally Posted by Billfred

You know what they call the graduate with the lowest GPA in med school? Doctor.

You know what they call the fourth robot in the alliance that wins Einstein? Champion.