CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #553

[Billfred]

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

Taylor	114
cgmv123	103
GaryVoshol	101
EricH	89
DonRotolo	88
Jim Wilks	75
efoote868	71
Wayne Doenges	68
Al Skierkiewicz	57
dodar	53
Jon Stratis	49
MARS_James	49
rsisk	41
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
Andrew Lawrence	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Botsup	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
mastachyra	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
tStano	1
Can1s_Major997	1
GeeTwo	1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/stat...354816/photo/1
(You guys know I have zero qualms throwing my kids in when they do silly things like go out of town on family vacation the last week of build season!)

As usual, the deadline is still nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

When you forget your own safety glasses too many times, the eventual penalty is to be the vending machine for everybody else who forgot theirs.

[dodar]

This is actually the daughter of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

[cgmv123]

Now that Brian Williams has been suspended for 6 months, she can temporarily stop using multiple scratched safety glasses avoiding looking at the television.

[MARS_James]

Spoiled brat, their are hundreds of other students in caption contests who need those safety goggles, spread the wealth!

[GaryVoshol]

After too many Caption Contest winners who pointed out the lack of safety glasses in the pictures, Billfred figures out a way to prevent it from happening again.

[Taylor]

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

[efoote868]

This is the result of overzealously following safety standards without really understanding the purpose behind them.

[Wayne Doenges]

Everyone thought she was crazy for wearing 6 pair of safety glasses until that unfortunate accident with the Frisbee took out the first 5.

[Jim Wilks]

One can never be too safe!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday in Michigan!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by dodar

This is actually the daughter of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) efoote868
2) EricH
3) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by MARS_James

Spoiled brat, their are hundreds of other students in caption contests who need those safety goggles, spread the wealth!

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	119
cgmv123	105
GaryVoshol	102
EricH	91
DonRotolo	88
Jim Wilks	76
efoote868	73
Wayne Doenges	69
dodar	63
Al Skierkiewicz	57
MARS_James	52
Jon Stratis	49
rsisk	41
orangemoore	19
Jay O'Donnell	8
x86_4819	7
Andrew Lawrence	5
Barry Bonzack	4
Daniel_LaFleur	4
Botsup	3
IndySam	2
Whippet	2
Nick Lawrence	2
Tom Ore	1
Bruce Newendorp	1
mastachyra	1
Kuhnahtt	1
kstl99	1
tStano	1
Can1s_Major997	1
GeeTwo	1

Onward!