CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636

[Billfred]

And still on a Monday, no less!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	54
bdaroz	37
GaryVoshol	34
EricH	34
Wayne Doenges	31
cgmv123	31
frcguy	29
efoote868	25
DonRotolo	23
dodar	22
rsisk	18
Sperkowsky	15
Golfer4646	14
Hitchhiker 42	14
JustinCAD	13
JoshWilson	12
smitikshah	10
Bkeeneykid	8
Karibou	6
FiMFanatic	6
thatprogrammer	6
WinterPoet	5
Gravity	4
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
EmileH	4
ctt956	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
logank013	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36270

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"

[frcguy]

I've got a drywall lift and I'm not afraid to use it...

[GaryVoshol]

"Yeah, but how do we make it fit into the Transport Configuration?"

[dodar]

Glue Gun? Oh, we thought you said Railgun.

[efoote868]

Student: "You want to play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
Mentor: "Guys put the drywall lift down and get back to work."
Student: "Ok... "
Mentor: "Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"

[GeeTwo]

Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.

[cgmv123]

The salesman wasn't sure why he told them "Have fun storming the castle!" when he sold it to them, but he was sure there was a good reason for it.

[Bkeeneykid]

When the other alliance does something not Graciously Professional, we bring out the big guns, literally.

[Gravity]

A sport for the mind. Ha.

[FiMFanatic]

Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student on the left: "Do you see that fly on the wall way over there? Do you think you can hit it?
Student in the middle: "Easily. Give me full power."
Student on the right: "If I give here any more, she's going to blow."