CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #1

[Billfred]

Alright, here's something to keep you un-bored.

Take this picture right here:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

And come up with your best caption for it.

The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you're not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.

Let's hear 'em!

[Katie Reynolds]

Just go with the 1979 Coke slogan -

"Have a (diet) Coke and Smile"

[sanddrag]

"Oh no! An indoor thunderstorm is coming right for me! I decided to cover up in a trash bag to shed off the rain and hold a rubber ball with 180x insulation so I wouldn't get shocked. Luckily good samaritan with blury limbs came to pull me out of harm's way before my Diet Coke got all watery."

[greencactus3]

HELP! im being bagged!!

[Billfred]

Eeek! I just realized I never set a time limit on this.

Let's say that entries are due by midnight Eastern on Saturday, results on Sunday.

[Lil' Lavery]

And thus, the team was ridded of girls...

[Greg Needel]

next years scoring object

[Jeff Waegelin]

"My preecccioussss...."

[Collin Fultz]

next year's human player element: the fastest to drink a diet coke releases the scoring object...leaves. then robots have to put the leaves in different scoring trash cans around the field.

[ZACH P.]

"Don't do drugs."

[Elgin Clock]

"Ok, well if I position the ball in a certain way, it will look like a face... Hmm... What's that? Oh, I have to rotate it 180 degrees?? Hey.. like that's our team number.. Cool..."

[Lil' Lavery]

"We're one ticket short, so somebody has to pretend to be luggage..."

[Astronouth7303]

Help!!! I'm being kid-napped by a friend of mine!

[Ben Lauer]

You should have gotten the Diet Coke without Caffine; now we will have to put her in the "room" until she calms down!

[Billfred]

Alright, after careful consideration, here's what I've got:

First place: Jeff Wagelin. But only after I looked at the picture again.
Second place: Lil' Lavery.1. Good thing it was SPAM, not the Firebirds.
Honorable Mentions: None, only because the honorable mentions would be everyone else.

Onward!