bash.org

[Andrew Hospodor]

Hey, I am making a thread so we can put up your favorite bash.org quotes...

A couple of mine are:
"<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"

"<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language"

and

"<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the cr** I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents."

Enjoy, but keep it clean

[KTorak]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

[Cory]

If I posted my favorite ones here, I would surely be banned

So I'll keep them to myself.

[Kyle]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

[Andrew Hospodor]

Originally Posted by Cory

If I posted my favorite ones here, I would surely be banned

So I'll keep them to myself.

censor them out!

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Originally Posted by Andrew Hospodor

censor them out!

Uh, I agree with Cory on this one. Some bash stuff can be pretty insane. Anybody is welcome to check out the site of course, but this may not be the best place to discuss them.

I can't think of any off the top of my head that I love, but there are plenty of clean ones.

[FotoPlasma]

#1753
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

[nehalita]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

[DCA Fan]

I put my favorites up on my AIM website: http://gchen.netfirms.com/aim

Yeah, some of it is not CD safe. Just a heads up.

[Brandon Martus]

Originally Posted by Andrew Hospodor

censor them out!

No. If they need to be censored, don't post them.

[Shu Song]

<Conroy_Bumpus>- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
<Conroy_Bumpus>- 9 HOURS AGO
<Conroy_Bumpus>- BYE

[Katie Reynolds]

<Silent69> Hey did you take the $5 dollars that was sitting on my desk the last time you were here

<Cactus> Ya, the movie we rented wasnt rewound and they called me up saying I had to pay a stupid fee for not rewinding the darn thing. And I was on my way back to the video store so I might as well had paid it off.

<Silent69> Oh ok. Just wondering where it went.

<Cactus> no prob man, gtg, peace.

***Cactus has left the conversation***

<Silent69> peace

<Silent69> Wait a second,

<Silent69> WE RENTED A DVD!!!
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I think I might try this sometime!

[Andrew Hospodor]

Originally Posted by Brandon Martus

No. If they need to be censored, don't post them.

ok, sounds good/makes sense